MOM: So what did you learn about today, Charlie?
CHARLIE: We learned about Presidents.
MOM: Really? Which ones?
CHARLIE: Well, just two. George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
MOM: WOW! What about them?
CHARLIE: And did you know that George Washington only got ONE thing and Abraham Lincoln got THREE???
MOM: Like what?
CHARLIE: Well, George Washington only got the White House and Abraham Lincoln got the White House, the Statue inside another house, AND he got shot in the head.
MOM: So, what ELSE did you learn about today?
